I’m just returning from a month long retreat from reality into Twilight land, reading the books, seeing the movies, and watching the YouTube parodies. (Consider it a cheap winter vacation.) Yeah my productivity has slumped a little, but I’m coming away with some profound life lessons for us all:

1. Try not to date someone who wants to kill you. That’s a tough one, cause I’m totally on Team Edward. (I’ve always liked older men, so why not date a hot 108 year old?)  Murder has a way of limiting intimacy, and the lifespan of this relationship is short. Do you have commitment issues? You may lose your heart to this one. Proceed with caution.
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