I’m just returning from a month long retreat from reality into Twilight land, reading the books, seeing the movies, and watching the YouTube parodies. (Consider it a cheap winter vacation.) Yeah my productivity has slumped a little, but I’m coming away with some profound life lessons for us all:

1. Try not to date someone who wants to kill you. That’s a tough one, cause I’m totally on Team Edward. (I’ve always liked older men, so why not date a hot 108 year old?)  Murder has a way of limiting intimacy, and the lifespan of this relationship is short. Do you have commitment issues? You may lose your heart to this one. Proceed with caution.
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Nova Wightman

LOL. After my recent post about the impossibility of having sex with your Money Honey, I had to share this story. Of course if we’re going to be sticklers on facts, I think Nova’s husband played a part too. Be sure to catch the P.S. at the bottom!

“Hi Morgana,

Looks like I am pregnant! When you had me ask my money about the pregnancy issue on our call on Tuesday, I immediately saw him smile and touch my stomach. I left that part out because I was sure it was wishful thinking and I didn’t want to do that to myself. After our call I felt loads better and noticed my period was beginning to diminish. Just so I wouldn’t dwell and be tempted by the what if’s, I took a test the next morning and 2 home pregnancy tests and a doctor’s appointment later, it’s confirmed that I am indeed pregnant. Talk about abundance!

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